What the hell, internet?!?

Yesterday I get home, thinking I'm gonna play me some Madden '25 or watch some of the dreck they put on TV these days, or just browse the 'webs for new and bizarre cat stuff...


There is no cable working at the Casa De La Sav, so there is also no:

1) Cable TV

2) Internet

3) IHeart Radio

4) Online Gaming

W. T. F. ! Because after those, I got nothing. NOTHING!! What do you want me to do, READ ONE OF THESE BOOKS??? This is 2014.

So you know what I did? I did not bow down to the electronic oppressors that tried in vain to push me closer to the edge. No, I used this to my advantage. I did the only thing I could do. The only sane thing anybody should do when faced with the possibility of actually using their mind.

I slept. That's right. I took a Valium (prescribed, and no you can't have any), put on the latest Patton Oswald comedy album/concert (4 Stars), and took a healthy 3 hour nap with the cat snuggled up next to me.

Problem solved.

When I woke up, everything was working, the world was back in order, and I could continue life. Had some Spicy Chicken Raman Noodle Bowl (YUM) watched some of the movie "Parkland" (Love it) and went back to bed. Slept like a baby. I like sleepin'.

Next time this happens it better be all serious, or I am gonna lose my mind. (Up In Here)