Jack Ass Of The Day Goes To...

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He was arrested Sunday for stealing some bed sheets and Clif bars from a Target in Clearwater, Florida. Security caught him and he ran from the store. Later, he went back to the Target to apologize.  The cops were there investigating, so he was arrested for shoplifting. He told them it was a BUCKET LIST ITEM!!!

photo source: Pinellas County Sheriffs Office Booking

Story Source: The Smoking Gun