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06/17/2025 - Peed On Cans
Music Nostalgia & Celebrity Oddities: From the Beastie Boys' "Check Your Head" going gold in '92 to a deep dive into your "siren songs" – the tracks that get you fired up (think Korn, Van Halen, Kiss) – we're also talking about the wild pets of celebrities like Ice-T's sharks and Tracy Morgan's $400,000 octopus!
Sara has this story of a 70-year-old "Florida Man" who allegedly urinated on over $10,000 worth of food at Sam's Club, including hundreds of cans of Spam and Vienna sausages! Find out how he was caught and what charges he's facing.
Cicadas have STD’s!? Get the lowdown on the Brood 14 cicadas, their loud mating songs, and the bizarre "genital destroying disease" (a "sex fungus") that's causing them to mate at an accelerated pace before they succumb.
KiddChris and his hilarious habit of blocking Bengals fans on Twitter!
06/16/2025 - Bananas and Subs
Is Your Radio Station a Drive-Thru? Listen in as KiddChris and Sara get a Talkback from a listener requesting coffee, breakfast, and an entire grocery list for delivery – making you wonder what people think radio hosts actually do!
Weekend Recap: From Submersible Tragedies to Banana Ball Fun! KiddChris and Sara are joined by Blake from Sales to talk about the OceanGate submarine documentary, discussing society's obsession with the unfolding disaster.
Sara has the lowdown on why major food brands like Oreo and Wheat Thins are suing Aldi for "blatantly copying" their packaging.
Plus, join the debate on the best (and worst) of "basement music" making waves on TikTok!
KiddChris shares his car crash prank call that went viral on YouTube.. He thinking “Crash Lady” may have to make a comeback!
06/13/2025 - Pierced and Sucked
Cicada Invasion Continues: They're still here, causing chaos, and even responsible for a wild car crash that flipped a car in Blue Ash. Expect them for about three more weeks and hear about the mayhem they're causing at Kings Island, including being so loud you can't hear music over them.
New Fear Unlocked: Asian Needle Ants: Just when you thought cicadas were bad, a new invasive species, the Asian needle ants, are arriving in Kentucky and parts of Ohio. Their bites are severe, requiring an EpiPen, and they're described as "pretty bad" and an "invasive species".
We got some great Talkbacks from people breaking KiddChris’ balls! Father's Day Fun & Real Talk: KiddChris and Sara dive into the often-overlooked holiday for dads, highlighting how fathers are typically "forgotten" and often just want to "hang out with [their] children" rather than expensive celebrations LIKE MOMS.
Plus, there's a look back at favorite TV dads from shows like Modern Family and Home Improvement.
06/12/2025 - Yolanda
Are you overwhelmed by streaming costs? John Matrese talks about the average family is now spending $100 a month on subscription services, including streaming, Amazon Prime, and even DoorDash, with hosts struggling to keep track of their own numerous subscriptions and discussing "out of control" price hikes. CNET recommends checking credit card bills and canceling services you haven't used in 3 to 6 months.
Sara and KiddChris talk about workplace drama and the ongoing "war" against the bathroom lady at the radio station, who is always on her phone with a "big barrel" and caution sign, often blocking access to the bathroom, which frequently has issues like empty soap dispensers or clogged toilets.
Hear about a man who flew for free for 7 years by posing as a flight attendant! Tyron Alexander reportedly took over 120 free flights by obtaining badge numbers and accessing special booking pages, now facing decades in prison for wire fraud and entering secure airport areas by false pretenses.
KiddChris and Sara bring up the sad news on the passing of MTV's Ananda Lewis at 52 after a battle with breast cancer, Matt Pinfield's impressive recovery from a massive stroke, and insights into the tragic mental health struggles of a recently deceased Beach Boys member linked to his childhood trauma.
06/11/2025 - Cody and the Coon
KiddChris and Sara discuss the sentencing of teacher Emily Nutley to 3 years in prison for hooking up with kids, giving them test answers, and money. There was debate over whether the sentence was too lenient or too harsh, with parents seeking a longer sentence. The prosecutor in the case was Elise Deters, Joe Deters’ daughter.
Sara has a story about the upcoming Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Noting that Joey Chestnut, the 16-time champ, is expected to return after being out last year due to a sponsor drama with a vegan hot dog company. Joey Chestnut's past records in various eating contests were highlighted, such as 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes and 182 chicken wings in 30 minutes.
Sara discusses her upcoming contract renewal for the show, expressing insecurity but noting her program director's positive feedback. The conversation also touched upon the intricacies of radio contracts, including non-compete clauses.
A bizarre story about a man known as "Cowboy Cody" from Murray, Kentucky, who was arrested for releasing a raccoon into a bar, which then bit someone. This was not his first incident, as he had previously been arrested for riding a mule while drunk and hitting people with a bullwhip.
The "Can I Sue" segment featured legal expert Stuart W. Penrose addressing caller questions:
A man named Robert asked for advice regarding a hit-and-run incident where the at-fault driver's insurance wouldn't cooperate without her statement. Stuart advised going through his own collision coverage initially and encouraged pressuring the at-fault driver to cooperate with her insurance.
Jonathan, a new homeowner, inquired about suing the sellers for not disclosing a failing HVAC unit after finding a prior inspection report. Stuart confirmed this could be grounds for a lawsuit.
A lawsuit against Costco for a collapsed display cabinet injuring a woman was also mentioned, with Stuart explaining that a $25,000 lawsuit often means the complaint is for "no less than $25,000" to get into a higher court.
06/10/2025 - Ozemprick
KiddChris and Sara talk about the Emily Nutley court case, and KiddChris expressing strong support for the teacher!
A "notorious" Loveland Bridge that trucks frequently hit is a topic, with videos of incidents shared on its own Facebook and Instagram pages. KiddChris also recounts hitting it with a U-Haul.
Sara has a story about how Ozempic can increase penis size, though a doctor clarifies it's likely due to weight loss.
A new side business, OverTheCrime.com, selling t-shirts to raise awareness about crime in Cincinnati's Over-the-Rhine (OTR) neighborhood, is introduced.
Sara And KiddChris discuss Pope Leo declining his $33,000 monthly salary, as his other expenses are covered.
06/09/2025 - Punchy
Talking more about rising crime in OTR (Over-the-Rhine), including a recent fatal stabbing, and criticize the mayor's perceived inaction and slow response.
A bizarre news story is shared about a woman in LA encountering a naked man pleasuring himself in her home after a break-in, who was later described as being in an "altered mental state".
We have listener talkbacks, covering topics such as KiddChris’ peculiar wiping habits and humorous jabs at other radio personalities like Jon Jon from Kiss 107.1.
KiddChris recounts attending a David Spade comedy show at the beautiful Taft Theater and discusses the joys and challenges of being an "Uber driver" dad to his daughters.
They touch upon the TSA's frustration with travelers presenting improper IDs like Costco cards for flights, and personal reasons for abstaining from alcohol due to health and social dynamics.
Finally, the hosts critique the concept of "automatic fame" on free social media platforms, arguing that viral content doesn't always indicate true talent or long-term success.
06/06/2025 - Tighty Whitey
They discuss the importance of Men's Mental Health Awareness, highlighting that men's struggles are often overlooked. KiddChris shares a personal story of a severe panic attack he experienced at a cemetery after seeing a girl drawing by a grave, which reminded him of his daughter. He mentions coping through humor, medication, and therapy.
Sara has a news story details a DoorDash driver demanding a tip at gunpoint from a family in Vancouver, Washington, leading to his arrest on felony harassment, DUI, and assault charges.
Sara discusses being in a bad mood due to her "lady time" and her dog peeing the bed.
A bizarre story is shared about a thief in Portsmouth, Ohio, who broke into a Dollar General wearing only white underwear and a cape to steal women's undergarments.
The hosts talk about challenges in the radio industry, including a country radio station in Nashville firing its entire staff despite being in the "country music capital". They also reveal that on-air song requests are often staged.
06/05/2025 - Doctor Wipe
John Matarese talks about June is as a month for buying "guy stuff" like golf clubs, grills, and power tools. For patio sets, you can find cheap options on Marketplace or by "dumpster diving" the night before garbage day, or wait for big sales around the 4th of July.
A new scam involves text messages about unpaid traffic tickets, threatening license suspension if not paid immediately, designed to get credit card information.
Sara brings up the floating Hooters in Newport, Kentucky, has permanently closed after filing for bankruptcy, with speculation about Hulk Hogan potentially buying the chain. The closure is attributed to a lack of evolution and updates since 1992. The Beer Seller next door is also permanently closed.
We have some listener "talkbacks" and a game called "Five and Ten," where callers name five items in ten seconds for tickets to see comedian Tom Papa. Topics from listeners included the Jerky Boys, Chris's personal calls to fans, and a humorous debate about wiping hygiene.
A caller, with a background in organizational psychology, explained foot fetishes as a paraphilic attraction or obsession, which is similar to other fetishes like those involving diapers or cars, and is not as unique as some might think.
Procter & Gamble is cutting over 7,000 jobs globally over the next two years as part of a "growth and productivity strategy," with KiddChris saying that remote work contributed to these cuts.
KiddChris shares his experience of working from Kings Island while his daughters enjoyed the park, emphasizing the value of the season pass and the enjoyment of the amusement park.
06/04/2025 - Amo tus pies
The hosts discuss a new tiki bar opening in OTR (Over-the-Rhine), with one host expressing skepticism about its longevity due to OTR's business closures and the seasonal nature of a tiki bar. The widespread presence of cicadas in the Loveland area is mentioned, with descriptions of their noise, falling into pools, and their mating purpose. McDonald's is bringing back the Snack Wrap on July 10th, after discontinuing it in 2020 due to it slowing down kitchen operations. Popeye's is also adding chicken snack wraps. The hosts debate classic rock power ballads, specifically disliking Guns N' Roses' "November Rain" due to its length and Axl Rose's performance, while praising Prince's talent. A prank call or wrong number audio clip is played, where one person repeatedly tries to talk about a truck while the other insists they have the wrong number and threatens prosecution. A creepy story from California is shared about a man who stalked a woman, slept outside her house, broke in, and bit and licked her toes while she was sleeping, leading to his arrest. The "Can I Sue" segment with Stuart W. Penrose covers: Trevor Bauer's legal victory where his accuser, Lindsay Hill, was ordered to pay him over $300,000 for settlement violations and has been arrested and charged with assault and abuse. A caller's sister, who has Parkinson's and tardive dyskinesia, faced discrimination at a Dunkin Donuts in Virginia when staff locked doors and called the police, believing she was intoxicated. Legal advice is given to seek an attorney specializing in disability discrimination. A discussion about the ethics and challenges of criminal defense attorneys representing unsavory clients, such as the "foot fetish guy," murderers, or child predators, and how they must set personal feelings aside to do their job.